Always walking in the light of Christ, I posses supernatural talents and blessings that some confuse as evil powers. Maybe you've seen the homemade signature cardigan sweatshirts I make, like the "#1 Ex-Wife" one that I created especially for Tess. Or maybe you've see me on the Midwest craft circuit selling my patented "Baby Jesus Heads", which are baby doll heads jammed onto crucifixes. From the second I laid eyes on Van Swizel, my beautiful fiancé, I realized I could break his neck and his spirit at the same time.