Recognize this smooth voice? You've probably heard my radio show "Ernie Merlin's Early Morning Express" on Templecorn's Hottest Mix, Z105.5. On my show you'll get the latest news, up-to-date weather and you'll always get one of Ernie's famous haikus every hour on the hour. People think I am a local celebrity but I'm really just a hometown local who likes to play dominoes at the Green Parrot or race hot air balloons with my oldest friend, Ricky Fernrat. I care about this town and keeping the community alive is one of my passions. My dream is to meet a nice young lady and settle down right here in Templecorn.

C'mon, would these baby blues lie to you?