Beat Poet. Non-Traditional Detective. Town Janitor. I am known in Templecorn as a multi-talented lone wolf whose Mario Brother-style mustache is unmistakable. If you see me in my Bronco, I am probably on my way to Spirit Quest myself in the woods with my metal detector and confidant/idol, Cloyce Broome. My mornings start with two cans of root beer, meditating with my bloodhound, Mr. Misty, and relaxing my hair so my curls are bouncing and behaving all day long.

Words I live by "Let me take a chance, walk your road for a minute, I want to get up in your HEADBALLS!"