"My Heroes"

A poem by Joe Smelowski

Bluto is a badass, he makes Popeye scared.

Mad Max will do anything, even if not dared.

Rocky beats Apollo and wins it in the end.

Batman isn't gay, Robin's just his friend.

Springsteen is the boss because he is real cool.

Aquaman is awesome and can breathe under a pool.

The Fonz gets all the ladies and never has to rest.

But my dad is better, he was better than the best!