VAN SWIZEL

My name is Van Swizel and I am the proud business owner of Van's Food Van, a charitable food line provider in the tri-state area. My tender heart and love of taco salads make me both a sensitive friend and an easy target of manipulation by perm-headed wackjobs like Dierdra Wex. I hope that somehow I will find a way to re-connect with Tess and live the adventures we dreamed of as husband and wife. If you see me in public, please yell "Fire" or create some kind of diversion so I can escape bedtimes with tapioca and Tuesday afternoon enemas.